Feel free to just drop me a comment here if any of the following describe you:

*You want to interact with Allen but are too shy to use IM to talk to me
*You want to plot something involving Allen and want me to get on IM already
*You want to talk about how I play Allen and are reluctant to say it to my face
*You want to give Allen cookies (he's hungry) or money (he's up to his eyeballs in debt)

This post is not screened, but you can comment anonymously and I'll live with it.